The amount of estrogen envy in the office every time flowers are delivered. PGP.
Actually having a job that has me too busy to get on PGP anymore. PGP.
Being happy starters don’t play after the first half in the preseason so I can get to bed early. PGP.
No one says, “Good morning!” anymore. Just, “Morning.” PGP.
My headset now makes me feel like a dog on a leash. PGP.
1: “Have a good weekend?” 2: “Wish I just had one more day. Just one.” PGP.
Caught myself tapping my foot along to the on-hold music. PGP.
IT thought it would be funny to block ESPN for April Fools’ Day. PGP.
We’re changing health insurance plans again. Commence companywide complaining. PGP.