My work wife was laid off this morning for “reasons purely financial.” PGP.

Going after the “low hanging fruit.” Both in business and in pleasure. PGP.

“Have you tried rebooting?” PGP.

Actually going to Home Depot on a Saturday, and not just joking about it. PGP.

Having to save your girlfriend’s work cell phone number separately from her personal so you know never to sext it. PGP.

“I will let you know as soon as I have any potential next steps.” PGP.

I recently purchased Osteo Bi-Flex caplets to aid the knee pain I now get from running. PGP.

Last night, I had a sex dream. Didn’t even wake up with a boner. PGP.