Office summer party is tomorrow. I don’t think I can take an extra 3+ hours of pretending to like these people. PGP.

Paying rent before your friend’s bachelor party because you don’t trust yourself. PGP.

Opened up a Roth IRA today. Childhood officially dead.

I just suggested fantasy football as a team building exercise.

Having an inferior credit card rewards program than your friends. PGP.

My pre-game level of drinking from college can get me hammered now. PGP.

Having a destination wedding after all of your friend’s pissed you off. PGP.

Panicking because you forgot to put on a belt then remembering you’ll be working at a cubicle all day. PGP

I just Ralph’d in the break room trash can.

What’s Hinge ? PGP