Checking the pockets of jackets you haven’t worn since last winter hoping to find money. PGP.

My office extension has “666” in it. That can’t be good. PGP.

“No, Mom. I haven’t met anyone since I talked to you yesterday.” PGP.

Going to lunch not because you’re hungry, but just to get away from your desk. PGP.

Using proper grammar and punctuation in Gchat messages and texts out of habit from writing emails all day. PGP.

Having to fake interest when your coworkers bring their kids to the office. PGP.

Buying a plane ticket home instead of a coffee table. Eating off your lap on the couch isn’t so bad though. PGP.

Getting a credit card “just to earn miles.” PGP.

That look from the IT guy that says he knows what you do all day. PGP.

Lunch break social media updates. PGP.