Something about wearing a blue shirt with black pants just makes me feel like a corporate drone. PGP.

Predicting tomorrow’s hangover. PGP

1: “Did you see my email?”2: “Yeah… Looking at it right now…” PGP

I can’t get LTE in the bathroom anymore. PGP

I wonder how bad the line at Chipotle will be tonight PGP

Puke and rallied this morning – by which I mean I was so hungover I puked but still had to go to work. PGP

Keeping a mental list of coworkers who don’t wash their hands PGP

Meal replacement bars. PGP

Still can’t grow a beard. PGP