Replying to a three page email with a single word response. PGP.

Always wearing your telephone headset to deter people from talking to you because they think you’re on the phone. PGP.

Enduring an onslaught of stupid questions in a meeting after your boss motivates the crowd with the statement “There is no such thing as a stupid question.” PGP.

Lack of planning on your boss’s part always resulting in an emergency on your part. PGP.