BlackoutToaster

Engineer, army reserve officer, part time shitposter, minor in hipster studies.

Member Since 04/24/2014

Finding Meaning In A Loyalty Rewards Program World

Putting Our Money Where Our Mouths Used To Be

It’s Time We Start Shorting Ourselves

Hating Popular Things Doesn’t Make You Interesting

Which Franchise Will Hollywood Butcher Next?

An Unathletic Guy’s First Time At An Orange Theory Class

Your How-To Guide On Gaining Access To A Pool This Summer

Sometimes I just stare a blank Google page and shut my brain off for a couple minutes.

Post Grad Problems

Coworker quoted Nickelback during our morning meeting.

Post Grad Problems

Did I Miss Out Because I Never Used Dating Apps?