BitterJD

Tried to wait out the recession by going to law school. Turns out the legal economy lags about three years behind the rest of the economy. Underemployed and Unimpressed.

Member Since 06/05/2013

My boss demanded that I have a project on his desk by 7:30 this morning, so I got here hours early to finish it. He just emailed us saying he’s taking the day off. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Long, bitter, polarizing arguments about the merits of candy corn. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

“Cake-eater” being more of a description of my diet than a ’90s insult. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

On their birthdays, everyone in the office gets a cake. I got two bowls of fruit because “We thought you were trying to watch your weight.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My boss emailed me a link to a satire website article about Obama planning to forgive student loans, then called me hysterically laughing about how funny it was. I didn’t laugh. PGP.

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The “Is it worth turning the heat past 65?” struggle. PGP.

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Really struggling through the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show hangover right now. PGP.

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Buying the footlong so you have lunch and dinner, but then eating the whole thing for lunch. PGP.

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Having to congratulate people in the office on becoming grandparents. PGP.

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Actually using the vegetable drawer of your refrigerator for vegetables, not beer. PGP.

Post Grad Problems