When people are noticeably surprised when you get to the office before 9:00 am. PGP.
Friends taking advantage of my Amazon Prime. PGP.
Actually liking your tinder date. PGP.
Getting upset if you poop before you get to work. PGP.
Nothing makes you sound busier than the sound of a three hole punch. PGP.
Working for the weekend…More like working for the one night I can go out before the two day hangover ensues. PGP.
I’ll endorse you, if you endorse me. #PGP
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