“How was your Thanksgiving…” – EVERYONEPGP

Company announced we’re being acquired. Those employees who own shares doubled their investment. I own no shares and am also losing my job. PGP

Performance review anxiety season. PGP.

Size 36 on Friday. Size 38 on Monday. PGP.

Exchanging 30 emails on an issue that could have been cleared with a 30 second phone call. PGP.

The single pube on the top of the urinal. PGP.

When I started working here, the organizational chart seemed pretty clear. Now, I answer to four different people. PGP.

Realizing you’d rather start at the bottom somewhere else than advance within your current organization. PGP.

Forgetting everything you read on Friday in preparation for a Monday morning meeting. PGP.

Your boss interrupting a call he made to you with “Hold on while I hit this next shot.” PGP.