No, I am not attending your dress-up themed party this weekend. PGP.
AlumniYou going back for Homecoming?
Member Since 06/12/2013
Chasing heart burn medication with Miller High Life. PGP.
“Let me tie up a few loose ends and get back to you.” PGP.
Explaining your Fantasy Football team name on the first date. PGP.
My cubicle is basically just a cesspool of my own farts. PGP.
My mom hasn’t done my laundry since I was in 7th grade. PGP.
There’s someone in this city that wants to have sex with me, right? RIGHT?! PGP.
I did No-Shave November and no one noticed. PGP.
The Homecoming home stretch. PGP.
If I see the hashtag #LoveMyJob one more time I am going to flip out. PGP.