The hot girl turned in her two weeks notice today. PGP.

Got sushi with my boss. She ordered the Philadelphia roll. PGP.

Our water cooler caught on fire. PGP.

Watching people make half my annual salary in 25 minutes on Jeopardy. PGP.

Mastered the rich white guy laugh for work. I’m black. PGP.

My car is old enough to have its own driver’s license. PGP.

Getting anxiety anytime someone walks behind your desk… Even if you weren’t on Facebook. PGP.