Doublethink- Fully understanding you are lazy and replaceable. Yet, firmly believing you deserve a raise and bonus. PGP

Strategically hydrating all day for your four beers at happy hour and still waking up the next day with a pounding ache. PGP

Staring out the window like a sad puppy who does not get walked enough. PGP

Packing a lunch to save money. Eating lunch by 1030AM. Still ending up at Chipotle. PGP

Looking at vacation packages you can not remotely afford. PGP