My boss has been mass sending pictures of his kids out trick or treating to the entire department, all morning. PGP.
1: “Does the coffee taste bad to you this morning?” 2: “It tastes bad every morning.” PGP.
Monday: one person in the office is sick. Wednesday: everyone in the office is sick. PGP.
My friend got engaged last night. I went home and sent weird messages on Tinder. PGP.