I listen to podcasts more than I listen to music. PGP.

Every time my boss asks if I have a few minutes to talk, I always assume I’m being fired. PGP.

“Cash me outside, how bout dah?” Has finally infiltrated my office. PGP.

Stressing over a three day project revamp, only to end up being told the original version was fine after all. PGP.

Being able to lip sync your coworkers’ usual responses to your morning greetings as you walk away. PGP.

Post-grad walk of shame- when you spend too much time on your phone when you’re in the crapper and have to walk back to your cube with one or more of your legs asleep. This happens to me a few times a week. PGP.

My boss saw this push notification on my phone: “Your saved job ____ is about to expire. Don’t wait to apply!” PGP.

Hit a deer. I’m more upset about the fact that I am a week behind on podcasts because my rental doesn’t have Bluetooth than I am about the actual damage to the car. PGP.