This is on the fucking label of Malort:
Most first-time drinkers of Jeppson Malort reject our liquor. Its strong, sharp taste is not for everyone. Our liquor is rugged and unrelenting (even brutal) to the palate.
I’ve never had it and intend to keep it that way.
7 years isn’t a huge gap. When I imagine a cougar, I envision and 18 – 25 year old hooking up with a 40+ year old woman. This just sounds like a vanilla summer fling.
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The curve was thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
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This is a perfect playlist to help me power through my afternoon.
Thanks man. OU alum? Class of 2014 here.
For a guy who can turn water into wine, one would assume you would could care less about this.
It’s not that serious, bro.
This is on the fucking label of Malort:
Most first-time drinkers of Jeppson Malort reject our liquor. Its strong, sharp taste is not for everyone. Our liquor is rugged and unrelenting (even brutal) to the palate.
I’ve never had it and intend to keep it that way.
PF Chang’s is like an apology from God for all those college hangovers.
7 years isn’t a huge gap. When I imagine a cougar, I envision and 18 – 25 year old hooking up with a 40+ year old woman. This just sounds like a vanilla summer fling.
Anything by this chick makes me feel like I wasted bandwidth loading the article.
Thou sayteh unto thee, be gone with thy merriment and let the rest of us sulk in our sorrrows. – TheRealJesus 1:11
Yeti guy above is definitely rocking RTIC. Cheaper, but gets the job done on my meager salary. PGP.
We get it, your edgy and anti-trend. Here’s a PBR.
It’s a one year membership to the Jelly-of-the-month club.
It’s almost like bartenders are actual humans and not all of them are Buzzfeed generated stereotypes. Good read.
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