5OClockShadow

"Technically, Pablo Escobar was in sales."

Member Since 07/20/2013

Two Guys Almost Died After Drinking 300 Coffees’ Worth of Caffeine
The Importance Of Milking A Hot Streak
A Breakup Letter To My Cable Company
My Postgrad Christmas List
How This Broke College Grad Got An Entry-Level Job and Could Barely Pay His Bills
This Guy Tried To Rob A Chipotle And Only Escaped With One Single Burrito
This Guy Blew The Whistle On His Company And They Tried To Destroy Him
Can We Just Fast Forward To Christmas Already?
The Internal Conflict Between Casual Flings and Marriage Tells Me I’m Old
Dogfish Head Is Coming Out With A Beer That's Exclusively For Breakfast