5OClockShadow

"Technically, Pablo Escobar was in sales."

Member Since 07/20/2013

I’m a Dry-Fit Polo Guy and I’m Not Going Back
Another Day at the Snapchat Office: Earnings Miss
Food Trucks Are America
Opposing Viewpoint: Sushi With Cream Cheese Is Absolutely Delicious
Opposing Viewpoint: Cold Brew Coffee Sucks
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Questions From The Chase: Why Can't I Find A Boyfriend?
Let's Maybe Chill Out On Exotic Ballpark Food
Don't Waste Your Life Drinking White Wine Instead Of Red
This Restaurant Put Its Employees In Charge Aaaaaand Now It’s Out of Business