Dipping pouches because I’m a pussy. PGP

I’m the office Manziel. PGP

“Did you get your W2 yet?” PGP

The look of judgement on the pharmacist’s face when I get my adderall refilled. PGP.

Zero Turn lawn mower purchase. PGP.

I can smell my dress shoes while sitting at my desk. PGP

“Meets expectations” across the board on my annual evaluation. PGP

I’m dressing up as a skinny-fat dad for Halloween. Actually, I do that every day. PGP.

Coffee induced paranoia. PGP

Shooting the breeze. PGP