Going the extra mile…to the warmer, smaller bathrooms on the executive side of the office. PGP.

Keeping a fully-stocked hangover kit in your desk, but never being able to find a pen. PGP.

Relying on two pills per day…that aren’t Adderall. PGP.

When your chair gets upgraded, it feels like a promotion. PGP.

The paradox of days passing very slowly, but the months passing all too fast.

Wanting to keep moisturizer at your desk because it’s so dry, but worrying your colleagues will think you’re a serial masturbator. PGP.

When you start actively checking the left hand ring finger. PGP.