Being 24 and living with roommates who also double as your parents. PGP.

Today I reported someone for smoking in a non-smoking area. At the age of 24, I have officially sold out. PGP

Been texting back an forth with three women at once today: My mom, my sister, and my boss. PGP

Stayed up three hours past my bed time last night. Woke up feeling hungover. I didn’t even drink last night. PGP

Life becoming a fine balance between Officespace, the Truman Show, and Groundhog Day. PGP

Added a girl from TFM’s Babe of the day on Instagram. Girlfriend made me delete my account after. PGP

Custodian just has to clean the restroom right as I’m in the middle of dropping the Browns off at the Super Bowl. PGP