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This Guy Just Admitted That He Has Been Pooping Wrong His Entire Life And The Reason Is Hilarious

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I cannot stop laughing. Some dude went on Reddit’s “Today, I Fucked Up” and posted about the day he realized he had been popping incorrectly his entire life. Read below and try not to die of laughter.

So I’m hoping a load of people are going to come out in support of me here but I’ve got that sinking feeling I may be alone in this.
Our toilet broke so I was in shopping for new ones and the sales person joked (no doubt for the millionth time) that I’ll want one that automatically puts the seat down after I’m finished with it. I ‘joked’ back and said if I didn’t have a wife I could save money and not buy one with a seat and I’d never have to hear women complaining about putting it down again. To which he gave me a strange look and said “but what about when you need to poop?”. I naturally pointed out that I’m a guy and therefore don’t put the seat down, I sit on the rim of the bowl. Several embarrassing moments later, I realize that I’ve misunderstood my entire life and that guys do indeed use the toilet seat. I left empty handed and red faced.
Thinking about it now, it makes sense. Especially how men’s restrooms have seats. But I just assumed it was a unisex/cost saving/oversight deal.

Hahahahaha. Seriously, how does that happen? How do you not know how to poop? WHERE IS HIS MOTHER? The thought of walking in on someone hovering over a toilet like some sort of house trained squirrel is quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever imagined. I want to meet this guy, smack him over the head, and then high-five him for providing me with so many giggles.

[via h/t Uproxx]

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Catie Warren

Catie struggles with adulthood and has been celebrating her 21st birthday for the past three years. She attended college in the nation’s capital and to this day is angry that Pit Bull lied to her, as you cannot, in fact, party on The White House lawn. Prior to her success with PGP, Catie was most famous for being featured in her hometown newspaper regarding her 5th grade Science Fair Project for which she did not place. In her spare time, she enjoys attributing famous historical quotes to Marilyn Monroe and getting in fights with thirteen year olds on twitter. Email: catie@grandex.co

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