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Trump Supporters Have Their Own Dating Site and It’s Exactly What You’d Expect

Trump Supporters Have Their Own Dating Site and It’s Exactly What You’d Expect

If you want to make America great again and piss off the “cuckservatives” and other “cucks” and beat Crooked Hillary by worshipping her longtime friend and donor and his tiny hands, there is a site where you can find like-minded individuals. This wonderful dating site, the best site on the internet with the most beautiful background, is TrumpSingles.com. TrumpSingles.com popped up on my Twatter timeline and I couldn’t not talk about it because when it comes to Trumpers, who else would have them other than other Trumpers?

The site obviously isn’t for the people who are so disgusted by the idea of a Hillary presidency that they are holding their nose and voting Trump or the ones who think he has some good ideas. It’s for the real, hardcore Trump cultists who blindly follow whatever he says. They want to build the wall and ban Muslims and stop being politically correct and lower/raise taxes and ban/legalize abortion and have private/government healthcare and have tariffs/not actually have tariffs and any other number of flip flops on issues. It truly is a Trumpsexual dating site.

TrumpSingles.com is going to be quite unique, in my belief. I’m sure many of the guys on there assure the women that their small hands don’t mean anything else is small and they don’t want to date anyone with Carly Fiorina’s face. Lying and cheating will be no problem since Trumpers willingly have on blinders when it comes to painful truths anyways. No education? No problem. I’ve never heard of a Trump supporter who actually knows how the federal government and Constitution work (pretty much on par with most politicians), so they can write angry letters to their GOP congressmen who don’t have enough seats in Congress to override vetoes.

Common dates will be building a symbolic wall around Hispanic neighborhoods, harassing judges in Trump civil cases, beating up protesters, tag team trolling fellow Republicans on social media then telling them to vote Trump, and calling random people “cucks.” They may even split a taco-shell-walled burrito bowl at Trump Tower and try to make Mexico pay for it. I expect a few engagements at the GOP national convention, where they will still riot even though Trump will be the nominee. The true meaning of romance.

TrumpSingles.com has a major competition problem because it’s competing with ChristianMingle.com and FarmersOnly.com, but at least until November it will be running hot. Based on my last date, who turned out to be a Trump supporter, I will be avoiding these people like the plague, but for those of you who do enjoy a good laugh I recommend checking out the photo section. It’s exactly what you’d expect. Exactly.

Image via Rena Schild / Shutterstock.com

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