Sure, winning The Triple Crown is tight and all, but people don’t talk enough about after you get the glory. And no, I’m not talking about the money breeder’s will toss around for your seed. I’m talking about all the sex you make.
And the 2015 Triple Crown-winning thoroughbred horse American Pharoah? He definitely effs, per Darren Rovell.
I assume the only two people who could attain this status are Ken Bone and J.R. Smith, but damn, American Pharoah. I’m not a mathematician or anything but that comes out to like, 1.459854014 horses a day which seems like a lot given that most of our longest cold streaks run months on end. Good for him. .
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