Derek Loretto was hounding his parents for a new car. His dad, being a dad and knowing that the last thing a kid who is still on his parents’ teet needs or deserves is a brand new car. Well, Mr. Loretto decided he’d had enough of Derek’s complaining, so he came up with a simple solution: troll the everloving crap out of his son:
My dad thinks he's funny pic.twitter.com/O3CJOJgBTh
— Derek Loretto (@Derek_Loretto) September 15, 2014
Standing ovation, sir. Nothing says “No, I will not break and buy you a new car that you don’t deserve. You’re not my real son.” Derek should’ve known something was up when he saw the “Lamborghini parking only sign.” It looks like his family is still rocking a 2003 Chevy Tahoe (a classic) and this kid had the balls to ask for a new car. Where do you get off, son?
All in all, this is probably the work of a bored teenager who really wanted a ton of retweets instead of a new car. I still respect the originality.