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This Hipster Barbie Instagram Account Is Hilariously Basic

This Hipster Barbie Instagram Account Is Hilariously Basic

We all have those people we follow on Instagram: they’re hipsters without being overtly annoying, they Instagram their coffee and favorite magazine every Sunday, and they’re dating a lumbersexual who owns an axe even though he doesn’t chop wood.

Well, this basic hipster Barbie Instagram account just put all these girls on blast. Socality Barbie, takes every Kinfolk reading, “authentic living,” trust fund hipster and says, “I see what you’re doing and I’m going to make a mockery of it.” And frankly? It’s a riot.


I’m not kidding when I say that “Amish Chic” is an actual phrase that Kinfolk encourages.


“Don’t forget the Woolrich blanket for our perfectly foggy day on the Pacific Northwest coast.”


If there’s a new craft ice cream shop that has a salted caramel flavor and a sign made out of weathered wood and rusted metal, you’ll find mid-20s couples wearing selvage denim taking photos in front of it.


Train tracks and witch hats: staples.


Dammit.


“My boyfriend cut all this wood for the fireplace we don’t own, but that’s fine because it was the photo opportunity of a lifetime.”

Sure, I wouldn’t turn down a date with the real life hipster Barbie, but that’s neither here nor there. In the mean time, keep up to date with her at @socalitybarbie.

Image via Instagram

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Will deFries

Will deFries (@WilldeFries) is the world's foremost authority on Sunday Scaries. Senior Writer, Editor, and Content Manager. Email me at will@grandex.co.

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