Every guy has a few triggers that make him stop dead in his tracks: leggy blondes, the guitar solo in “Free Bird,” and the sight of a girl breaking down in tears. Whether they’re tears of joy or tears of sadness, most guys will admit that they don’t exactly handle emotional breakdowns as well as they’d like to.
Well, this guy had the balls to list out every ridiculous reason that his wife breaks down in tears. And while I normally don’t condone laughing at those who are in the middle of a crying fit, the list is too entertaining to ignore.
Sure, we’ve all wanted to cry during a hangover, but to a picture of a piglet? Come on, lady. Get it together.
When it’s all said and done, my biggest takeaways from this list weren’t that this guy’s wife is total sap. It’s that he’s actually a horrible husband. I mean, if she’s getting this overjoyed by him simply holding her hand and making her dinner, what does that say for how he acts the rest of the time? Furthermore, how dare he put his wife on blast by listing the minuscule reasons she cries for the whole internet to see? Gee, I wonder what she did when this went viral. Oh, wait, she probably cried.
Chivalry, man. Ever heard of it? .
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