It sucks to be cheated on. Anyone it’s ever happened to (myself included) can tell you the worst part isn’t someone actually committing the act of cheating behind your back; instead, the horrible part is the destruction of your own self confidence and trust in the human race.
As much as I’d like to advocate the whole “forgive and forget” thing, that’s pretty difficult when someone has screwed around behind your back – no matter how much time as passed since the cheater was caught. Case in point: Sean, a sauté chef from Oklahoma City who now lives in southern California, caught his fiancé cheating three years ago, and promptly ended their five-year relationship. This ex-girlfriend, appropriately named “Cheating Whore” in his phone, continues to insist that Sean forgive her. Sean, being rightfully vengeful, recently posted on such exchange on Imgur, with the ultimate burn coming at the end.
“One person and one mistake should separate us forever.” Really, CW? When that one mistake is you taking a ride on someone else’s wagon, I think separating forever is an acceptable resolution.
“I forgive you for leaving.” Oh, thanks. That’s really gracious of you, Cheating Whore.
Oh wow, CW. You were totally that kind that pitched a fit on the playground when you got tagged out in kickball, weren’t you?
Given Sean’s graphic description of your cheating, I’m thinking it’s you that gets hit in the face with things on the regular, lady.
AND BOOM! Maybe cheating can be forgiven, but improper use of they’re/their/there? Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.