“Eric” is a manager of a Chick-fil-a store. “Eric” is tired of his employees’ shit. His employees will not stop saying things like “bae,” “keep it hunnid,” “on fleek,” and accusing people of having Ebola.
So, he did what every manager who wants to put their foot down does. He wrote a strongly worded letter:
These damn kids and their damn slang. Just the worst. I’d like to write a strongly worded letter like this to all those little kids out there in internet land who insist on speaking like undesirables. I, too, would threaten to take away their free Chick-fil-a if my employees spoke like this.
Good on you, sir..