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This 29-Year-Old MILF Is Addicted To HGH And Doesn’t Care

HGH Addicted 29 year old

HGH has long been banned by major sports leagues, but that has never stopped world class athletes from injecting it to give them that extra edge over competitors. It’s a drug that decreases injury recovery time and reduces body fat, and frankly, that sounds awesome.

And while it does have negative side effects like enlarging the heart and increased risk of colon cancer, “model” Jacqui Ryland says she injects HGH everyday. This 29-year-old MILF from England says that she is now taking over 100 selfies per day and is close to reaching 100,000 followers on Instagram.

“To me, taking a selfie is the same as taking a breath of oxygen.”

It's You VS You 💪🏻 #selfie #girlsthatlift #fitness #mumswholift

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This woman has had three boob jobs since her 17th birthday and now makes a living purely off of her Instagram account where she no doubt peddles FitTea and those on-the-go teeth whiteners that I see Scott Disick hawking all the time. She’s addicted to HGH, but can’t stop because people keep sending her lavish gifts and probably unsolicited dick pics. And honestly? I can’t blame her.

I’d start taking HGH tomorrow if I knew where to get it on the cheap, and of course, if I could make a living taking selfies. But I don’t have huge fake boobs or an ass that rivals Kylie Jenner’s. So good on this girl for parlaying her breast enlargement into a full time job as an Instagram model. Cartier bracelets and Louis Vuitton handbags are most definitely worth a shortened life span and high risk of heart enlargement/cancer.

[via The New York Post]

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Johnny D

John Duda (@dudaronomy)- Writer and content manager at Post Grad Problems. Please send any questions to me at jduda@grandex.co

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