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There’s Finally A Toilet Paper Delivery Service For Those Of Us That Can’t Stop Blowing It Up

There's Finally A Toilet Paper Delivery Service For Those Of Us That Can't Stop Blowing It Up

Let’s talk about toilet paper for a minute. Not a sexy topic, but it’s one that can change the course of your day/life in an instant if the proper protocols are not followed. Now, because the Supreme Court has not held that toilet paper is a basic human right that should be provided to all Americans, free of charge, you’re probably getting your TP from the store. That’s always fun.

One minute you’re trading looks with that suburban mom while tossing whole wheat pasta into your cart, and the next you’re stacking a 48 roll of generic TP on top of your groceries hoping that mommy doesn’t notice and think you’re some serial dumper. It’s not a great look. But that pales in comparison to what I have no problem calling Worst Case Scenario.

For me, Worst Case Scenario is hobbling around your bathroom, pants at your ankles like a child, searching for an extra roll. You’ve managed to utilize that last single square on the roll, but that’s just not going to cut it. Before you know it, you’re in the kitchen snagging a paper towel that will probably tear your little pooper and your apartment’s plumbing system up. Rock bottom.

How about we eliminate both of those scenarios from our lives completely? Toilet Paper Society is here to save us from disaster by conveniently bringing toilet paper directly to your doorstep. You can get almost anything delivered to your door these days, and the most important product in your bathroom should be no different. What do you think that hard-6 you’ve been hitting on is going to think when she wakes up at your place and you’re completely out of rolls? Animal. You don’t want that reputation.

Go check out Toilet Paper Society! It’s quick and easy to sign up. Choose the number of rolls you use per month, then select from a variety of well known toilet paper brands and your worries are over! Oh, and shipping is free and you can change or cancel your subscription any time. Give it a shot; it could save your ass.

There's Finally A Toilet Paper Delivery Service For Those Of Us That Can't Stop Blowing It Up

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