There’s A VIP Chipotle Card And They Gave One To Big Sean, The Guy That Ruined “Clique”

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There's A VIP Chipotle Card And They Gave One To Big Sean, The Guy That Ruined "Clique"

I’ll just go ahead and ruin your Thursday: Big Sean now has a VIP Chipotle card.

Yep. The guy whose verse on noted banger “Clique” you either mute, laugh at, or skip entirely is now a very important person in the eyes of the burrito giant. For context, I’ve included the verse below.

I tell a bad bitch do whatever I say
My block behind me like I’m coming out the driveway
It’s grind day, from Friday, to next Friday
I been up straight for nine days, I need a spa day
Yup, she trying get me that poo-tang
I might let my crew bang, my crew deeper than Wu Tang
I’m rolling with… fuck I’m saying? Girl, you know my crew name
You know 2 Chainz? Scrrr! I’m pulling up in that Bruce Wayne
But I’m the fucking villain, man, they kneeling when I’m walking in the building
Freaky women I be feeling from the bank accounts I’m filling
What a feeling, ah man, they gotta be
Young player from the D that’s killing everything that he see for the dough

He needs a spa day? Okay. He might let his crew bang? Seems rapey, but that’s just my jealous ass speaking out of turn, I guess. How did Big Sean obtain the coveted VIP Chipotle status? Apparently the dude loves Chipotle.

And now the rest of us who also are “fuckin addicted to Chipotle” can sit here and wonder what we have to do to get noticed. Probably become major recording artists. That’s probably the answer.

Blessed with this VIP card! free chipotle everyday its lit! 🙏

A photo posted by BIGSEAN (@bigsean) on

So not only is this dude #blessed with a lifetime supply of Chipotle, he’s also the same dude that was dating Ariana Grande at one point. Life is cruel. I’m a Qdoba guy anyway.

Image via Mat Hayward /

[via First We Feast]

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