People love a secret menu. It’s a great way to feel like an insider, even though feeling like an insider at a place like, oh, I dunno, McDonald’s is kind of sad.
Well, food hipsters are rejoicing today, as word got out that noted fast food juggernaut McDonald’s has a secret menu. Kind of. Thanks to a hard hitting Reddit AMA with a McDonald’s store manager, the Internet is ablaze with off-menu items being ordered across the globe.
I’ll just go ahead and go on record and state that ordering an off-menu item at McDonald’s is close to rock bottom. I don’t have an axe to grind here, they’re serving billions every day from what I understand, but there’s just something inherently try-hard about getting cute with your order. Full disclosure, though, I’m a Whataburger loyalist, and The Hulk is one of, if not the, greatest off-menu item of all time.
“Mc10:35,” or as I call it, the McBonerKiller
So today I finally tried a Mc10:35 and for those who don’t know what it is, it’s a egg mcmuffin with a mcdouble thrown inside without the bun, and good lord it’s amazing. You have to get to McDonald’s around 10:25-10:35 hence the name. This seriously should be on the menu.
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“Monster Mac” and “McCrepe” (McCrap)
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“McGangBang” otherwise known as, McTryHard
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“The Land, Air And Sea” more like the “Land, Air and C”
— WFSB Channel 3 (@WFSBnews) July 21, 2015
There you go. I’m sure you all can’t wait to head down to your local McDonald’s to have the poor SOB working the register look at you like a moron when you ask for a McGangBang. Eat responsibly. .