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The ‘Whisper’ App Gives Us A Look Inside The Sad Life Of People In Their 20s

The new app Whisper is taking over. Think of it like Tinder meets PostSecret meets Some eCards. Users can anonymously post confessions about anything. All of the confessions are from people around you. Often you’ll find someone wanting to do drugs, cheat on their significant other (really) or just disclose something embarrassing about themselves. We put together the most fitting PGP-centric Whispers. Some of these are sad, some of them are hilarious.

 

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Man, fuck your dad.

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That’s why they call it “education,” not “smart school.”

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Here’s a tip for budgeting your alcohol costs: Don’t.

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Parents just don’t understand.

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You’re 14 years old again.

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Congratulations. You have figured out the secret to life.

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Wild guess, you’re a liberal arts major.

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Wanting to wear a blistering hot Goofy costume under the Orlando sun instead of being a desk jockey. PGP.

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Join the club.

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As long as you keep using “smh,” you never will.

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Good for you.

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Nope.

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Work. You work after school.

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Yeah, but now you have a prison story. That makes you a well-rounded individual.

Download the Whisper app HERE.

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Brian McGannon

What do I love? I love happy hour, a good golf tan, and getting moderately drunk during dinner.

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