This we know – The Texas Law Hawk is an absolute madman who you want on your side when trouble comes your way. His commercials have been well-documented in the past, both on our website and the entire internet – here, here, and here.
And his new Christmas ad is no different. With flamethrowers and his trademark eagle cry, he’s back with more heat than we could’ve hoped for.
What a maniac.
Let’s hope everyone made it through Thanksgiving without drunk driving or having their car illegally searched. I’m still not sure what Santa was trying to hide in his sleigh, but either way, you know he wants The Law Hawk on his side in court.
Merry fucking Christmas. .