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The Sunday Scaries Live Blog: The Golden Globes

The Sunday Scaries Live Blog: The Golden Globes

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10:04 — Way after my bedtime. Goodbye to all, and to all a Scary Sunday.

10:03 — #YearOfLeo, The Revenant takes down Best Motion Picture (Drama).

BEST MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA
Carol
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Revenant
Room
Spotlight

10:02 — Best Motion Picture – Drama has to go to Revenant, right? Every other looks like something I’d nap to on a Sunday afternoon.


9:58 — You know what sets Leo apart? Everyone else complains about the time. He took his speech and fucking tailored it around the damn music playing and made it even more beautiful. What an absolute beast.

9:57 — Gotta love the Double Turkey on Leo’s first bump attempt.

9:56 — #FullyTorqued

9:55 — LEO. We made it, guys. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLLLLLLLLE!

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA
Bryan Cranston, Trumbo
Leonardo DiCaprio, The Revenant
Michael Fassbender, Steve Jobs
Eddie Redmayne, The Danish Girl
Will Smith, Concussion

9:55 — LET’S GO, LEO. THIS IS OUR TIME. OUR TIME.

9:54 — They are rapid-firing awards rn. Love it.

9:52 — I’ve never heard of any of the movies these actresses just starred in, but big ups to Brie Larson to taking it down.

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA
Cate Blanchett, Carol
Brie Larson, Room
Rooney Mara, Carol
Saoirse Ronan, Brooklyn
Alicia Vikander, The Danish Girl

9:51 — “Here, Ricky. Just get drunk and we’ll bleep all your good jokes. Thanks.” – Hollywood Foreign Press

9:46 — This dude up here accepting his award with Walgreen’s receipts in his hand.

9:45 — Remember that comedy named Interstellar? Ha, total knee-slapper.

9:43 — The Martian was going to win from the beginning. I mean, it’s Damon vs. Schumer. Damon wins that ten times out of ten. That being said, I’m really confused why those two movies are in the same category.

BEST MOTION PICTURE, MUSICAL, OR COMEDY
The Big Short
Joy
The Martian
Spy
Trainwreck

9:42 — Crazy good beards tonight. Crazy good. Really giving me some validation for what I’m doing with my face right now.

9:41 — What sucks is that I’m really tired, but Leo is going to win and give a fire speech and I won’t be able to sleep.

9:40 — Computer just randomly shut down on me. It’s almost like it was telling me it’s time to wrap it up.

9:34 — Maggie Gyllenhaal looks like a melted doll.

9:33 — If you’re sitting there with J-Law’s lipstick on your cheek, you’re fully torqued, right?

9:32 — “Oh my God, I feel like Jennifer Lawrence and I would soooo be best friends.” – Todd’s Girlfriend / Every Girl

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE, MUSICAL, OR COMEDY
Jennifer Lawrence, Joy
Melissa McCarthy, Spy
Amy Schumer, Trainwreck
Maggie Smith, The Lady in the Van
Lily Tomlin, Grandma

9:31 — Everyone from The Other Guys is presenting tonight. Film just keeps on giving.

9:29 — Thank you, Ross.


9:28 — Trust me, I’m trying to find excuses to do them for anything in the world.


9:26 — Nevermind. I can’t wait for her to be offstage.

9:25 — Taraji P. Henson, is she sneaky hot or am I crazy? I don’t know. I’m delirious.

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES, DRAMA
Caitriona Balfe, Outlander
Viola Davis, How to Get Away With Murder
Eva Green, Penny Dreadful
Taraji P. Henson, Empire
Robin Wright, House of Cards

9:24 — I’m catching a LOT of heat for liking McConaughey over Leo. Let’s just be clear about something: both are aces and I don’t care which one I get as long as it’s one of them. I just wanna chill with them so hard.

9:23 — “Pain is temporarily. A film is forever.” – Alejandro G. Iñárritu

9:21 — Globe goes too… THE REVENANT. Great omen for Leo here.

BEST DIRECTOR, MOTION PICTURE
Todd Haynes, Carol
Alejandro G. Iñárritu, The Revenant
Tom McCarthy, Spotlight
George Miller, Mad Max: Fury Road
Ridley Scott, The Martian

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Will deFries

Will deFries (Twitter / Instagram) is a Senior Writer at Grandex and the world's foremost authority on Sunday Scaries (Twitter / Instagram). Email me at will@grandex.co.

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