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The PGP Saddest Christmas Tree Contest: Day 2

"Our tree drinks more wine than we do."

"Christmas with my only friends."

"Parents put me in charge of their Christmas decorations...good enough!"

"You can take the boy out of the frat, but you can't take the frat out of the boy."

"Black & white in honor of Christmas classics like "It's a Wonderful Life", and also because I don't have access to our color printer"

"Couldn't find a star that fit so had to use an old Baileys nip. Please disregard the ironing board. "

"No ornaments, just koozies... PGP "

"no title"

"Found my company's Christmas tree while searching for office supplies. It was right next to our sweet sound system."

"Extra strand of lights and a dormant evergreen tree.  Ballin on a Post Grad budget..."

"White Trash Christmas"

"Wrapping cardboard around the trunk to make it thicker... #pgp"

"Putting the Jesus hat to good use"

"Bailey is 6 lbs. The tree isn't much bigger."

"I hope I can find space to store my tree in the off-season."

"Merry Christmas"

"Radioactive Rxmas"

"The high level of commit combined with lack of effort has forced my executive decision to use the banana tree as the official 2013 Christmas tree."

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These are just getting depressing now. Well done, indeed. If you missed Day 1 of the PGP Saddest Christmas Tree Contest, check it out here. If you don’t know the rules, the rules are there ain’t no rules… lol jk. The rules are below.

The winner will be decided by us on December 23rd and will receive a $50 Rowdy Gentleman gift card, as well as a Callaway X2 Hot Driver (courtesy of Callaway Golf) before you can even buy it. Please send all submissions through the site by using our submission form. Stop tweeting them to us. If you tweet them to us, you won’t be entered to win all of this cool shit. A good caption will score you some bonus points, so keep that in mind. All submissions must be received by 12pm on December 23rd to be eligible. If you spot a pathetic tree anywhere else, especially in your office, submit that too.

Roll that sorry ass tree footage!

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