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The PGP App Is Your New Time Kill Savior

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Maybe you’re a cynical cubicle warrior who found out the hard way that Woodford Reserve does not mix well with 8 a.m. meetings. Maybe you’re a 4.0 finance major grinding out sixty-hour work weeks while missing out on vacations and trying to remember what your friends look like. Either way, the PGP app is here for you.

The updated PGP app allows you to submit those one-liners that have been festering in your head for the last year. That coworker who routinely eats your clearly marked leftovers from the break room fridge? Put him on blast with a well-crafted one-liner. Don’t downplay the effect that a “Your PGP Submission Is Live!” email notification can have on your day. You are the lifeblood of PGP. Every PGP writer started as a user, and now it’s easier than ever to join our community.

PGP earned its reputation as a source of the most relatable commentary for young adults (I swear people on Twitter say it all the time) and the time has come for you to establish yourself as a distinguished member of our community. Too often, the corporate grind leaves us without a way to express ourselves creatively. One that doesn’t ultimately lead to immediate termination and possible public shaming. Before starting PGP, my only creative outlet was coming up with new ways to degrade myself on the golf course. Now, it’s easier than ever for the young, bright minds who will one day lead this country back into prosperity to share the day-to-day life experiences that we all live but rarely discuss.

Look, we know that some of our videos and content aren’t exactly safe to watch and read at work. Nobody wants to have a coworker walk in while he’s reading “10 Ways To Hide Your Boner At Work.” I get that. Easy solution: Read it on your phone. Content on the crapper is all the rage right now. So, watch our videos, send us a one-liner, or submit a damn photo of all the beers you crushed at happy hour. We’re cool with that.

The time to get involved with something is now. Start with PGP.

Download the iOS app here.

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Dave

Lawyer. Writer. Dude doing business. I'm the meatloaf guy from tv.

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