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The Michelob Ultra Weekend In Review That Isn’t (Yet) Sponsored By Michelob Ultra: Memorial Day Weekend

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This has to be the biggest weekend yet for the Michelob Ultra fan club. I was absolutely overwhelmed with snaps and I don’t think it’s a stretch to say that I’m making Michelob Ultra millions of dollars every single weekend.

Let’s go.

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Other than wet socks and moving to a new apartment, I can’t think of anything worse than cleaning out a closet. I’ve still got clothes from college that haven’t seen the light of day in years. Just too lazy to do it.

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The big rig life. Enough brewchowski’s for the entire party.

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I was told by a bartender friend the other night that you should never get draft beer because bars don’t clean the lines that go from the keg very often. Always order in the bottle if possible.

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Kind of insane that people keep coming across these Michelob Ultra cardboard figures. Where are these? Sporting goods stores? Pro Shops? I didn’t think the demand for Michelob Ultra was so high that cardboard cutouts of golfers with perfect form needed to be made. Guess I’ve been proven wrong.

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Correct me if I’m wrong, but that looks like a vodka water, a hot girl, and a Michelob Ultra all together in one picture. As the Aussies would say down under — “Good on ya, mate.”

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The PGP faithful wasted no time this week in sending me a snap from the PGA Tour event that was held over the weekend. Must. Be. Nice.

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Color me impressed if that’s your personal fridge. Absurd amounts of Mich Ultra in there. And some OJ on the top shelf just in case someone wants to make a mimo.

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A story told in two snaps…

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It would appear this gentleman succeeded in stealing the Mich Ultra chalkboard. He was even thoughtful enough to write me a nice note.

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Twitter user “a big draft beer guy” sent me this picture last week. He wanted me to notice his hat which I did not do. Far too focused on the chick in the middle. That is a cool hat, though.

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There’s a whole lot of athleticism waiting to be consumed in that cooler.

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Having a mug that holds three beers just seems a little excessive, no?

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That boat looks dope as hell.

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Haha, classic. Got drunk and lost my infant.

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Cooler porn.

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If you didn’t scoop those Cactus Lime’s up I’m gonna be pissed. Don’t talk about it be about it.

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Imagine walking into a gym and just crushing Michelob Ultras while you got a pump in. Anyone want to be my cameraman? I’ll pay you in Ultras to film me doing this.

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Texas is Michelob Ultra country.

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More from the Dean & Deluca Invitational. You guys are dickheads.

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I don’t understand why there are so many of these guys.

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How does a bar just run out of Michelob Ultras? Doesn’t every establishment have emergency reserves for situations like this one?

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This girl 1000% just got her nails done and they look spectacular.

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#Roadies

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I’m so sick of not being able to find Cactus Lime. Considering Amazon Priming some.

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Chewing seeds is way too much work.

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That’s a prime cut of meat. Goddamn.

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Can you ask your friend what the hold up is with my sponsorship? I’m single-handedly making them millions.

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Never heard of that place in my life.

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I’m nervous that the top shelf is going to collapse.

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The videos I’ve been getting sent out of Indianapolis are nothing short of incredible. I need to get to the infield next year it looks like a time and a half.

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I’m not even sure what this is. Never seen this beer before.

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Great job here.

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Ramadan szn.

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Michelob Ultra is for the common man. It’s not just a beer for elite athletes, it’s also a beer for the blue collar folks taking their lunch pale to work every day.

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Heard they outlawed Adderall and Mich Ultra from the upcoming Olympic Games this year.

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RIP. The Mich Ultra graveyard.

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Lmao this guy was fucking HAMMERED.

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I’ll be VP. Let’s get #Ultra4Prez trending.

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*extremely DJ Khaled voice* ANOTHER ONE!

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People are really still drinking rum and cokes, huh?

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Okay.

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Triple kegger bonfire at this bro’s house.

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This girl is attractive and she knows it.

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#AthletesOnly

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Mecca.

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Frosty suds and open water. It doesn’t really get better than that.

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SNAP OF THE WEEKEND. You have to love Duke. Fantastic tradition, great fans, and a stellar academic institution.

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It’s aggressive but I like it. Enthusiasm is a requirement to play on my team.

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This looks like a snap from Dean & Deluca but I can’t be sure.

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At that point, you have to throw caution to the wind and see if you can finish the entire case.

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Imagine breaking the seal after drinking that. It would be nothing short of pure bliss.

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I don’t even like koozies and I want this one.

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DCO and SCN teaming up.

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You have to love it.

That’s all I’ve got for you this week. Big thanks to all who are currently serving or have served, I hope you all had a great weekend.

If the PR department at Mich Ultra headquarters is reading this – send me a check. At the very least a few cases of Cactus Lime. THESE BITCHES GOTTA START PAYING ME FOR THIS. CAN’T GET NO MORE FREE, RANDY!

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Johnny D

fashion icon. @dudaronomy on twitter. e-mail: jduda10@gmail.com

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