Columns

The Michelob Ultra Weekend In Review That Isn’t (Yet) Sponsored By Michelob Ultra: May 7

A lot goes into making a house party truly great. You need a hot playlist with songs that span a vast spectrum. A keg for the masses is not needed, but it’s certainly a plus. Girl to guy ratio needs to be respectable. And Michelob Ultra should obviously be in abundance.

Did I have all of these things at the party I hosted on Saturday night? You bet your sweet ass I did. We provided a keg, but because of circumstances out of my control I wasn’t able to get it full of Ultra.

I had a personal case of Michy Mantles on standby for the when keg inevitably ran out, and I even shotgunned a few of them just to show everyone at the party that I am in fact an athlete. It was a great party and it’s a shame none of you were there to participate. Big, big weekend for Kentucky Derby/Michelob Ultra-themed pics. Also of note was Cinco de Mayo, but I stayed in Friday night and watched Star Wars Rogue One. It wasn’t good. Your snaps were, though. Let’s get into it.

Screen Shot 2017-05-07 at 9.32.06 PM

Golf club taps are so fucking classy.

Screen Shot 2017-05-07 at 9.32.28 PM

Clearly, she had just finished working out. The key to a solid workout is having Michelob Ultras on deck afterwards. 10/10 snap.

Screen Shot 2017-05-07 at 9.32.39 PM

America, baby.

Screen Shot 2017-05-07 at 9.32.51 PM

This guy looks like a maniac. I respect the White Sox jersey, though. I can’t stand Cubs fans.

Screen Shot 2017-05-07 at 9.33.01 PM

If I’m being completely honest I don’t like margaritas all that much. I’ll drink ’em from time to time, but I can usually only get one down before my stomach starts to hurt. So yeah, I agree with this guy.

Screen Shot 2017-05-07 at 9.33.11 PM

I guess we should try and make #FuckMargs a thing.

Screen Shot 2017-05-07 at 9.33.23 PM

I laughed out loud at this one, I’m not gonna lie.

Screen Shot 2017-05-07 at 9.33.33 PM

A rare shot of a Cactus Lime resting between what appears to be a mountainous region.

Screen Shot 2017-05-07 at 9.33.44 PM

An Ultra with an Ultra koozie. How meta.

Screen Shot 2017-05-07 at 9.33.54 PM

I’d like to see this dude run a 40 yard dash. Bet I’d dust him.

Screen Shot 2017-05-07 at 9.34.09 PM

Just your run of the mill Mich Ultra snap. No frills, just Mich.

Screen Shot 2017-05-07 at 9.34.28 PM

Missouri is Mich Ultra country.

Screen Shot 2017-05-07 at 9.34.36 PM

Not a Michelob Ultra, just some Tom Selleck lookalike. I had a mustache going this weekend too and this one blew mine out of the fucking water.

Screen Shot 2017-05-07 at 9.34.56 PM

Go Green.

Screen Shot 2017-05-07 at 9.35.09 PM

I don’t condone smoking illegal drugs, but the point remains – Michelob Ultra: It’s a goddamn movement.

Screen Shot 2017-05-07 at 9.35.19 PM

I’m down for the cause.

Screen Shot 2017-05-07 at 9.35.29 PM

Always wanted to make one of those tables. Too lazy to ever do it, though.

Screen Shot 2017-05-07 at 9.35.52 PM

I hope that beer was skunky and it wasn’t enjoyable.

Screen Shot 2017-05-07 at 9.36.04 PM

Wow. One upping me in a big way. I called five different liquor stores looking for a Michelob Ultra keg and not one of them had one. West side of Chicago is decidedly not about that life.

Screen Shot 2017-05-07 at 9.36.14 PM

Blow me. Your school is trash.

Screen Shot 2017-05-07 at 10.42.50 PM

Uhhh I don’t know if you should be bragging about falling off the wagon. Appreciate the love, though.

Screen Shot 2017-05-07 at 10.43.01 PM

Would.

Screen Shot 2017-05-07 at 9.36.26 PM

A trend I’ve been noticing? I get no less than ten snaps every weekend from people drinking Mich Ultras at golf tournaments. Why are you all going to PGA events all of the time and not inviting me?

Screen Shot 2017-05-07 at 9.36.49 PM

My last year in college I would bring beers with me to the library. It was so badass.

Screen Shot 2017-05-07 at 9.37.05 PM

Cool guys. Rub it in.

Screen Shot 2017-05-07 at 9.37.16 PM

I couldn’t have fathomed drinking a beer yesterday. I’m still hungover from Saturday as I type this.

Screen Shot 2017-05-07 at 9.37.26 PM

These roadie snaps are great. Need someone to chauffeur me around so I can wear crocs and crush Mantles.

Ahhh yes. Early May and every golf course in the midwest is looking like they need a littttttle bit of maintenance. At least you got out there and swung the clubs.

Looks like your friends ordered the wrong beer.

That’s all I’ve got for you from this weekend. Keep living the Ultra life to the fullest. Let’s have a week.

Email this to a friend

Johnny D

fashion icon. @dudaronomy on twitter. e-mail: jduda10@gmail.com

15 Comments You must log in to comment, or create an account
Show Comments

For More Photos and Content

Latest podcasts

Download Our App

Take PGP with you. Get

New Stories

Load More