It’s 9 o’clock on Sunday morning as I type this. I’ve got a cold brew in my hand and I’m leaving for motherfucking Italy in three days time. I could not be more stoked if I tried. Just now coming to the realization that as a country, Italy probably does not have Ultra. I might have to pack a twelver in my checked luggage.
In any case, the Michelob Ultra Appreciation Club continues to grow at a steady rate. That much is clear to me. I am still convinced that if I keep this going the higher ups at Michelob Ultra will have no choice but to #SponsorDuda. Let’s get into it.
You bet your sweet ass golf is brought to you by me. Where would the game be without me and Michelob Ultra? It’s tough to say.
Meta as fuck.
Cactus lime isn’t for everyone. It’s tough to find and the flavor notes are a little too much for many people to handle. I hope whoever this was enjoyed them.
I think if we checked sales of vodka waters and Michelob Ultra we would find that they are indeed, up. All credit goes to me obviously.
Props to this guy for having the energy to get to a baseball game in the middle of the week. He must be on adderall.
I want one of these coolers so bad. I heard they’re bear proof.
I didn’t know I had followers who were such high rollers. Crushing martinis and Ultras in a lounge as you wait to board a flight to Hong Kong? Awesome.
Fucking send it. Take as many as you can carry.
Two cactus lime snaps in one weekend? This is pretty rare. You might say it’s….ultra rare? Ha ha. Get it?
I’m glad someone else gets it. You can never be too careful.
This dog looks like it just got scolded for eating someones hot dog.
What’s clear to me in this picture is that you got one case of beer for the athletes (Michelob Ultra) and one case of beer for your friends who are fucking NARPS (Miller Lite).
That mustache screams “I might be on the registered sex offenders list in my state.” You have to respect it.
I don’t say this often so just know I sincerely mean it – this looks like a good dog to have around. Not too big, not too small.
Slim Can Nation. #SCN. Rep your set.
Take it easy, man. We can’t start fucking Michelob Ultra empties.
More cactus lime. That’s it. I’m ordering a case on Amazon Prime. I can’t take this anymore. Fucking Chicago just doesn’t have it.
I think this is a typo. Or maybe this guy just played 27 and decided one more hole was necessary?
What an obnoxious snapchat filter. Way too busy.
Can we cool it with the “Saturdays are for _____” phrase?
This is an objectively funny picture.
Looks like she brushes her tongue. Good on her.
You already know what it is. Fuck a bud light.
I saw Dillon in Chicago on Saturday night.
If you think I’m above posting compliments you’re sorely mistaken. Thanks, guy.
Double fisting Ultras. Sup?
This was such an aggressive snap to wake up to on a Sunday morning. Skipping coffee entirely and going straight for a Mich Ultra. Best of luck.
Good. I’m happy for you.
#DCO and #SCN teaming up.
My name has become synonymous with Ultra. For the love of God, #SponsorDuda.
Totally forgot it’s softball season for postgraduates everywhere. I feel like a large majority of people who sign up for those leagues regret it almost immediately. It just seems like a hassle to have to play after a long day at work.
I really like this snap filter.
This looks like a fun time. Anyone in Chicago with a boat they want to invite me on?
Shout out to Touching Base for supporting the cause.
Michelob Ultra Athlete of the Week
I’m awarding the Michelob Ultra Athlete of the Week to the guy who sent me this question anonymously.
What a ridiculous question to ask on a Sunday morning. It’s the goddamn sabbath and some dude wanted to get my thoughts on eating ass. I love it. Congrats to anonymous on winning the Michelob Ultra Athlete of the Week award. As I’ve said before, if you want to be featured just e-mail me with an athletic feat you accomplished over the weekend. As for the question of eating ass, all I’ll say is that it’s 2017. If you want to eat ass I won’t judge you.
That’s all I’ve got for this week, folks. Still debating whether or not I’ll do a weekend in review as I’ll be on the Amalfi Coast sipping wine and taking fire IG pics. We’ll see. Have a great week, guys. Love you..