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The Michelob Ultra Weekend In Review That Isn’t (Yet) Sponsored By Michelob Ultra: July 17

There are just some weekends where anything beyond laying in bed and watching bad tv is a chore. I stayed in with my phone on silent this past Friday night. I had some subpar sushi Saturday night and was home by midnight. All in all, a pretty solid weekend. You guys appeared to have more fun than me. Let’s go.

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Fuck. This looks…..good.

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Say hi to Donnie for me.

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A classic Mich Ultra pic.

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I’ve been dying to go to a baseball game solely to drink beer out of plastic cups like this one. May have to pull the trigger on a couple of White Sox tickets because fuck the Cubs.

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Birmingham, Alabama checking in. Now that I’m really thinking about this I don’t think I’ve ever been in like, THE DEEP SOUTH. Seems like an interesting area. Maybe I’ll take a road trip this fall for a ball game.

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Look at these ultralight beams flowin’

For all the moms, the dads, the kids, the families that shared this moment with us

Let’s rock out for about……30 hours.

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I don’t think you really have a choice.

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Tell your boyfriend to lighten up.

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This looks like an incredibly chill sitch.

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I think I need to move to a beach town. North Carolina maybe?

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Some idiot from Wisconsin told me that they were the Mitten State last weekend. What a jackass. Pure Michigan.

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Thank you.

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I love how everyone just hopped on the croquet wave the second I started talking about it. I’m not even joking when I say I’m the best croquet player in the Midwest. Maybe the country.

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That sandwich looks fucking incredible.

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I’m yearning for Friday night and it’s not even Monday afternoon yet.

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Wait for it.

Wait for it.

Sup?

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Got a few Zima snaps over the weekend. Still haven’t seen it in any grocery stores. I think I’m probably good with just never trying it.

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Can someone please get these bastards at Michelob Ultra to sponsor me? I’m sick of having a regular job.

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Locked and loaded.

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I never thought when I started this that people would get legitimately upset regarding getting their pictures of Michelob Ultra posted. Here we are, though. It’s a goddamn movement. My life. Your life. Ultra life.

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Hi.

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Vacation, huh? Must be nice.

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I’m into it.

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This is just absurd. I love it.

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What a beautiful garden.

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What is the obsession with coolers? It’s a fucking cooler. What happened to just having a red Coleman? I don’t need a bear proof cooler that keeps ice for a month.

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Oh my God. Some of the drunkest moments of my life were spent at Torch Lake. Wild place.

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Congratulations on your birthday. I stopped celebrating at 23.

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Imagine having to spend a weekend at Lake fucking Erie. Ohio might be the worst state in the union.

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Finally a snap that I can definitively say is good. Crushing ultras and betting ponies sounds like a really satisfactory way to spend a Saturday.

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I’m still waiting on a DCO x SCN collab shirt….I’m not saying Rowdy Gentleman should step in but I’m not NOT saying it, you know?

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Solidly solid.

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Low quality, basic ass picture of a Michelob Ultra. I love it. It’s an instant classic.

That’s all I’ve got for you this week. No one e-mailed me with submissions for Athlete of the Week so I guess I’ll just go fuck myself. Try not to work too hard today. It’s Monday and no one gives a shit.

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Johnny D

fashion icon. @dudaronomy on twitter. e-mail: jduda10@gmail.com

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