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The Internet Unleashed Itself On The Yelp Page Of The Guy Who Killed Cecil The Lion

The Internet Unleashed Itself On The Yelp Page Of The Guy Who Killed Cecil The Lion

It hasn’t been a good month for lions or the people who kill them. By now, you’ve probably heard of Cecil, the 13-year-old protected lion, who was killed for sport in Zimbabwe. And you’ve probably heard that, though the initial report claimed an unidentified Spaniard did it, it was actually a dentist from Minnesota named Walter Palmer. With this knowledge, the Internet did some Internet things and unleashed hell on his Yelp! Page.

The Internet Unleashed Itself On The Yelp Page Of The Guy Who Killed Cecil The Lion

Yeah, that’s it. Poor parenting.

The Internet Unleashed Itself On The Yelp Page Of The Guy Who Killed Cecil The Lion

Can I give a review a review? Because, if so, 5 stars!

The Internet Unleashed Itself On The Yelp Page Of The Guy Who Killed Cecil The Lion

But you still gave him a 5 star review? Do less.

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Robert has a point, there, Doc.

The Internet Unleashed Itself On The Yelp Page Of The Guy Who Killed Cecil The Lion

This one about sums it up.

I mean, that’s fair. Anyone can tell you that Mufasa dying is the saddest part of The Lion King. That’s a pretty decent gauge for anyone trying to kill a lion to see how society is going to take the news. This just goes to show that the Internet is the more unforgiving, marginally less attractive version of Liam Neeson. It will look for you. It will find you. And it will give you a bad life review and blame your parents.

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My state gave you J. Law, Clooney, two-fifths of the Backstreet Boys, and multiple fifths of bourbon. I gave you a cover letter using Brian McKnight lyrics. Psuedo-adult by day; PGP, TFM, and TSM contributor by night. Please don't ask me to do math.

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