It hasn’t been a good month for lions or the people who kill them. By now, you’ve probably heard of Cecil, the 13-year-old protected lion, who was killed for sport in Zimbabwe. And you’ve probably heard that, though the initial report claimed an unidentified Spaniard did it, it was actually a dentist from Minnesota named Walter Palmer. With this knowledge, the Internet did some Internet things and unleashed hell on his Yelp! Page.
Yeah, that’s it. Poor parenting.
Can I give a review a review? Because, if so, 5 stars!
But you still gave him a 5 star review? Do less.
Robert has a point, there, Doc.
This one about sums it up.
I mean, that’s fair. Anyone can tell you that Mufasa dying is the saddest part of The Lion King. That’s a pretty decent gauge for anyone trying to kill a lion to see how society is going to take the news. This just goes to show that the Internet is the more unforgiving, marginally less attractive version of Liam Neeson. It will look for you. It will find you. And it will give you a bad life review and blame your parents. .
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