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The Hilarious Amazon Reviews For Newman’s Own Queso Claim It’s “Biohazardous Devil Cheese”

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I’m a big fan of Newman’s Own salad dressings. Caesar, ranch, southwestern (Not available in retail stores anymore, only McDonalds. RIP), three-cheese balsamic. All staples for those of us who are lucky enough to afford spending more than $1.69 on salad dressing.

Apparently, the fine, non-profit folks at Newman’s Own thought they’d throw their hat into the queso ring. Tostitos, Velveeta, Rotel and Kraft have a stronghold on the bottled queso market and it doesn’t look like they’re going to lose that stronghold anytime soon according to these Amazon reviews.

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Not shockingly enough, Newman’s Own actually did a voluntary recall on their queso in February of this year due to an “undeclared allergen.” The undeclared allergen was not fermented monkey puke, it was wheat. #glutenfree

To read the rest of the reviews, click HERE.

[via Amazon]

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Brian McGannon

What do I love? I love happy hour, a good golf tan, and getting moderately drunk during dinner.

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