The 40-year-old guy in the office that still brings a Hot Pocket for lunch. PGP. Lieutenant Deskjockey 1 32 « Older Wall PostNewer Wall Post » Nice Work32 Respond Email this to a friend Hey, I saw this on Post Grad Problems. Check it out. Lieutenant Deskjockey An Army Reserve lieutenant and logistics professional at a Fortune 500 defense contractor, struggling through life in the small-town Midwest. At one point he could actually drink at least four nights a week.