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The Dating App For People Who Hate Everything Revealed The Things Everyone Hates The Most

The Dating App For People Who Hate Everything Revealed The Things Everyone Hates The Most

Remember the app for people who hate everything? It’s essentially your Tinder or your Bumble, but rather than making a knee-jerk reaction to the hotness of a total stranger that just appeared on your screen, you’re matched with someone who hates all the shit that you hate too.

One of my token first date moves is playing “the favorites” game where you ask someone their favorite food, movie, whatever. It inspires conversation while also allowing you to get to know the other party. Hater does the same thing, but you know, the exact opposite. After reaching out to the Hater app people, that game is rendered useless because they forwarded me the most hated things they’ve discovered since the app’s creation.

After sifting through hundreds and thousands of users (45% male, 55% female), this is what they came up with.

Top 10 Overall
1. bad wifi – 87%
2. bullies – 85%
3. dirty bathrooms – 82%
4. the westboro baptist church – 82%
5. the presidential election of 2016 – 81%
6. drunk driving – 80%
7. mosquitoes – 79%
8. bad manners – 79%
9. the rent being too damn high – 78%
10. loud chewing – 77%

Top 10 Most Hated Topics (Female)
1. bad wifi 86%
2. the presidential election of 2016 86%
3. dirty bathrooms 85%
4. donald trump 85%
5. the westboro baptist church 83%
6. nuclear bombs 82%
7. drunk driving 82%
8. creepy dudes 81%
9. bad manners 81%
10. mosquitoes 79%

Top 10 Most Hated Topics (Male)
1. bad wifi 87%
2. loud chewing 83%
3. the westboro baptist church 82%
4. dirty bathrooms 81%
5. drunk driving 80%
6. mosquitoes 80%
7. the presidential election of 2016 78%
8. the rent being too damn high 78%
9. bad manners 78%
10. gold diggers 77%

It’s truly disturbing to think that out of all the things we hate in this world, “bad wifi” is the top of the pops. But as much as I want to condemn everyone for the millennial scum that they are, bad wifi is pretty fucking terrible and it affects my life just as much (or more) than anything else on this list. Loud chewing? Eh, I’ll toss in headphones and listen to a podcast on my dope wifi. Dirty bathrooms? You don’t encounter those when you never leave your house because you have Google Fiber. Mosquitoes? No one goes outside anymore because Instagram fills that void.

77% of men hating gold diggers, though? Sounds like a scapegoat for being single.

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Will deFries

Will deFries (@WilldeFries) is a Senior Writer at Grandex and the world's foremost authority on Sunday Scaries. Email me at will@grandex.co.

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