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The Chipotle E. Coli Outbreak Is Spreading

The Chipotle E. Coli Outbreak Is Spreading

I tried to warn you all that Chipotle sucks. It’s salty, unhealthy, overpriced fast food, and now you’re all paying the price for ordering your $9 steak bowls. People all over the country are getting E. coli from eating at Chipotle, and I’m going to try my best not to tell you “I told you so.”

So far, 45 people have gotten sick with E. coli and 26 are in the hospital. The states that have been affected are Washington, Oregon, California, Minnesota, New York, and Ohio.

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No one knows which specific ingredient or order has caused this outbreak, but I think it’s safe to say that Chipotle is now off-limits unless an extended hospital stay is something you see in your future. Now do your taste buds a favor and get your Mexican fix at an actual restaurant that serves queso con chorizo. You deserve it.

[via Business Insider]

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Steph W.

Steph W. is a current grad student with an intern's salary and six-figure taste. She realizes her expectations far exceed reality, so she spends her days pinning away Loubs she pretends are in her physical closet instead of her virtual one. Her hobbies include attempting to trapping her boyfriend into marriage before he finds out how insane she is and pretending that Black Box wine tastes as good as the kind she could afford when she was gainfully employed. E-mail: recruitchairtsm@gmail.com

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