As a basic millennial white girl, you wouldn’t be incorrect referring to me as a cheese whore. I’ve spent many lonely nights snuggled against a block of brie and many drunken nights with a chard of cheddar 14x the recommended serving size. And while I prefer the title of “fromage connoisseur,” my Kobayashi-like consumption habits look have stripped me of all attempts at elitism or sophistication. And so it is.
Luckily for me and all the other addicts, Cheetos is making our addiction much more mainstream this holiday season. I’d even go so far to say they’re making it “hip.” Queue: the Cheetos Winter Fashion Collection.
From Cheeteau Perfume, to Flamin’ Hot Leggings, to the Purrfect Chester the Cheetah Onesie, the Cheetos brand handsdown just won Christmas, Hanukkah and Kwanzaa for the next 17 years. Stocking stuffers include “Toilet Paw-per” for forever-single Uncle Stephen, “Colour de Cheetos” bronzer for awkward cousin Jess, and a “Dangerously Silky” scarf for Grandma to outright slay in the nursing home.
Check out the rest of the collection here.
Your move, Cheez-it. Your move..
[via Ad Week]