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The 21 Greatest Power Moves Ever Pulled By Dwight Schrute

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  1. Buying the office building he works in and proceeding to run it like a Soviet work camp.
  2. Responding to a coworker’s prank by boasting about being able to skin a mule deer in under five minutes.
  3. Bringing a loaded gun into the office and discharging it to intimidate his subordinates within 48 hours of becoming regional manager.
  4. Recyclops going from friendly, environmentally conscious office mascot to full blown villain over the course of five years.
  5. Commandeering Jim’s desk while he was on paternity leave to create Megadesk.
  6. Continually outbidding Bob Vance by one penny for a hug from Phyllis.
  7. Performing his own circumcision.
  8. Challenging and defeating the Dunder Mifflin Infinity website in a sales competition to impress a former lover.
  9. Raising his cholesterol just so he could lower it.
  10. Taking away the bathroom privileges for all female employees because he was mad at them for bathroom graffiti.
  11. Leaving Phyllis five miles from the office without a phone and wallet to force her to lose weight.
  12. His emergency organizational chart.
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  13. Entering into a sex contract with Angela to have a child for business purposes and insisting the child must be male.
  14. Sacrificing the feeling in his hands and penis in order to win a snowball fight against Jim.
  15. Suggesting downsizing during his first job interview with Dunder-Mifflin.
  16. Assuming Phyllis is a lesbian because she makes no effort to be attractive.
  17. Replacing Jim and Pam’s kitchen cabinets instead of grabbing Pam’s iPod.
  18. This shirt:
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  19. Contractually denying Angela eye contact during sex because it’s rare in nature.
  20. Wishing he could menstruate so he wouldn’t need calendars.
  21. Rocking M-frames and pulling it off.
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Brian McGannon

What do I love? I love happy hour, a good golf tan, and getting moderately drunk during dinner.

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