1. Cabo Night One / Night Two
Everyone knew we were in for it when her best friend, Caroline, took her bachelor party to Cabo.
Everyone knows a girl who globe trots everywhere and hashtags #funemployment just to rub it in your face.
What’s a hangover if you don’t attempt to piece the night back together with a FaceTime call with your bestie?
Because, you know, a full marathon would just be too time-consuming.
5. Birthday, Part I / Part II
Nothing screams “birthday” like forcing everyone to spend hundreds of dollars on your birth “week.”
6. Get Coffee
Even the most mundane of activities can become basic if you have the right people partaking in them.
Unnecessary couple’s trips that you can barely afford are pretty much a rite of post-grad passage.
No drama everrrrrr happens on major holidays where you have to get dressed up, right?
You’ve never seen so much thought go into posting a photo of brunch.
“No, seriously, everything’s totally fine.”
11. Valentine’s Day
A made-up holiday where everyone expects the world from their other half? Yeah, it’ll totally go over smoothly with no hitches.
And again, look no further if you’re trying catch up on the entire archive. You won’t regret it.